THIMBLEFUL of THORNS - "QUICK JABS AT DEATH & THE WHORES IT RIDES IN ON." : L'CHAIM! = TO LIFE! : JEREMIADS & JAPES : GALLOWS HUMOR : LAVISHLY ILLUSTRATED : BY AN AMERICAN IN TAIWAN : JINGOISM WITHOUT TEARS ... SUPPORT OUR TROOPS ... SUPPORT ISRAEL ... SUPPORT TAIWAN ... BOYCOTT FRENCH LETTERS, GERMAN SAUSAGE, BELGIAN STATUES OF BOYS PEEING, RUSSIAN ROULETTE (& TURKISH TAFFY!) ... READ ALOUD TO SOMEONE YOU LOVE ... ADOPT A STRAY CAT ... EAT MORE TOFU ... (Contents & Malcontents: © 2003 Thimbleful of Thorns) "When we reflect on this struggle, we may console ourselves with the full belief, that the war of nature is not incessant, that no fear is felt, that death is generally prompt, and that the vigorous, the healthy, and the happy survive and multiply." - DARWIN

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Friday, April 04, 2003
HOW MANY EXPERTS DOES IT TAKE TO SKEW IN THE RIGHT PULP?

Via
The Command Post

Fox Analyst: 100,000 Iraqis Dead - "On the O'Reilly Factor, retired Army Col. David Hunt said it is "confirmed," evidently from his sources, that coalition forces have killed over 100,000 Iraqi military."

Or maybe ...

100,000 Saddimpostors?
100,000 Saddam posters?
100,000 sodden Pasteurs?
100,000 saddened pastors?


LET'S GO FRANCE 2003 EDITION
Invade 'em - Everyone else has ...

Would you like to march into Paris at the head of your town's elite Girl Scout troop? Lay a wreath of white feathers at the Tomb of the Unknown Sold-Yer-Birthright? Have a Mecca-Cola with Jacques at the newly refurbished Mosque of Notre Dame de Cous-Cous?

Then you'd better hurry and get a copy of Aaron's updated
France 2003 map!


BELATED APRILLE FOOLISHNESSES'S'' TOP 100 (via Curmudgeonly & Skeptical)

#17: The Left-Handed Whopper
In 1998 Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."


Thursday, April 03, 2003
REPUBLICAN GUARD IN (D)RAGTIME (Remember: When lingerie is guarded from the public Only Republican Guards will have lingerie) It ain't over till the bearded ladies sing: Where have all their soldiers gone? Quick cross-dressing ... Where have all their soldiers gone? ... In burqas and bows Where have all their soldiers gone? Slipping into something comfortable -- (Achmed! I need a nice summer dress, not too ... revealing, full in the hips, leave a little room in the bodice for my extra grenades, a pair of sensible running shoes, and that cute white parasol will double nicely as a white flag, put it on Saddam's tab...) -- every one When will we ever learn? When will we ever learn? NO PRISONERS !


WE ARE WHAT WE REMEMBER

the dissident frogman remembers ...


Welcome to the folks who've trekked over from Sofia Sideshow, Merde in France, Running With Scissors, LGF--and especially to all the poor googlers who came looking for anti-war posters.

Go die out somewhere, Mother Earth needs fertilizer.



Monday, March 31, 2003
Alive AND kicking!




WELCOME!