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CAPPUCCIN - OH!
4 a.m. The kitchen was in shadow. I reached into the spice shelf to get cinnamon for my coffee ... and shook out a cloud of ... chili powder ... I drank it anyway.
~ Malthusiast 3:00 PM
CONSPIRACY 101 - ALIENS ON YOUR BUS?
... What you DON'T know ... can CLONE you!
ZOON NOOZ - STAY INFORMED - STAY HUMAN ...
• Do you take the bus to go to work ... to play ... to genetically modified cannibal fondu parties?
• Do you REALLY know your fellow passengers?
• Would it SURPRISE you to learn that some of THEM aren't from ... AROUND HERE?
• Would it INTRIGUE you to discover that some of THEM possess ... UNEARTHLY POWERS?
• Would it HORRIFY you to board a late night bus hijacked by CLONES of YOU ... heading for a genetically modified CANNIBAL fondu party where the MAIN COURSE will be ... YOU?
THIMBLEFUL of THORNS will reveal the MIND-SHATTERING facts about what could be your LAST bus ride as a HUMAN BEING ... SOON!
(As soon as I can fabricate the evidence ...)
So, DO NOT leave home - except to PATENT your DNA!
~ Malthusiast 4:24 AM