THIMBLEFUL of THORNS: Quick jabs at Death...


THIMBLEFUL of THORNS - "QUICK JABS AT DEATH & THE WHORES IT RIDES IN ON." : L'CHAIM! = TO LIFE! : JEREMIADS & JAPES : GALLOWS HUMOR : LAVISHLY ILLUSTRATED : BY AN AMERICAN IN TAIWAN : JINGOISM WITHOUT TEARS ... SUPPORT OUR TROOPS ... SUPPORT ISRAEL ... SUPPORT TAIWAN ... BOYCOTT FRENCH LETTERS, GERMAN SAUSAGE, BELGIAN STATUES OF BOYS PEEING, RUSSIAN ROULETTE (& TURKISH TAFFY!) ... READ ALOUD TO SOMEONE YOU LOVE ... ADOPT A STRAY CAT ... EAT MORE TOFU ... (Contents & Malcontents: © 2003 Thimbleful of Thorns) "When we reflect on this struggle, we may console ourselves with the full belief, that the war of nature is not incessant, that no fear is felt, that death is generally prompt, and that the vigorous, the healthy, and the happy survive and multiply." - DARWIN

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Thursday, May 29, 2003 CAPPUCCIN - OH! 4 a.m. The kitchen was in shadow. I reached into the spice shelf to get cinnamon for my coffee ... and shook out a cloud of ... chili powder ... I drank it anyway. ~ Malthusiast 3:00 PM \| Tuesday, May 27, 2003 CONSPIRACY 101 - ALIENS ON YOUR BUS? ... What you DON'T know ... can CLONE you! ZOON NOOZ - STAY INFORMED - STAY HUMAN ... • Do you take the bus to go to work ... to play ... to genetically modified cannibal fondu parties? • Do you REALLY know your fellow passengers? • Would it SURPRISE you to learn that some of THEM aren't from ... AROUND HERE? • Would it INTRIGUE you to discover that some of THEM possess ... UNEARTHLY POWERS? • Would it HORRIFY you to board a late night bus hijacked by CLONES of YOU ... heading for a genetically modified CANNIBAL fondu party where the MAIN COURSE will be ... YOU? THIMBLEFUL of THORNS will reveal the MIND-SHATTERING facts about what could be your LAST bus ride as a HUMAN BEING ... SOON! (As soon as I can fabricate the evidence ...) So, DO NOT leave home - except to PATENT your DNA! ~ Malthusiast 4:24 AM \|	OTHER SHARP OBJECTS WELCOME!